Thee Jeffersons
Scarlett Johanson ;)

Scarlett Johanson ;)

Communication Retardation: Can you reply to my texts? It literally takes 5 secs out of your day. Considering the fact that I would at least give you 5mins of my day to listen to your emo problems, you cannot give me a 5 secs? Well then, you are not worth wasting my time, if you cannot spend any of yours, even if it’s just out of respect that I thought of you and sent a text. 5 seconds, really? Fuck you then…
Thee jeffersons
Never mind, I’ll SHAVE it for tomorrow.

Never mind, I’ll SHAVE it for tomorrow.

Overconfidence often leads to carelessness
Dr Jefferson Unicorn Glitterstein III
jessieandrews:

Why have I only NOW discovered this beautiful thing???

jessieandrews:

Why have I only NOW discovered this beautiful thing???

Thee Jeffersons…

Thee Jeffersons…