Scarlett Johanson ;)
Communication Retardation: Can you reply to my texts? It literally takes 5 secs out of your day. Considering the fact that I would at least give you 5mins of my day to listen to your emo problems, you cannot give me a 5 secs? Well then, you are not worth wasting my time, if you cannot spend any of yours, even if it’s just out of respect that I thought of you and sent a text. 5 seconds, really? Fuck you then…
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